Off My Lawn
They call me the meanest man on Larkspur Street, and I've never once bothered to correct them.
Thirty-one years in this house. Thirty-one years of scraping bicycle skid marks off my grass, chasing footballs out of my rose bed, and hollering at every kid who thinks a stranger's yard makes a fine shortcut home. My knees are shot and my hip clicks like a bad hinge, but I can still get off this porch fast enough to make an eleven-year-old drop his skateboard and run.
"Crotchety old goat," I heard one of them mutter last week. Fine by me. Better crotchety than careless.
Here's the thing nobody on this street knows about me: I don't sit out here every evening because I enjoy chasing kids. I sit out here because I like watching the street settle down for the night. The Doyle boy's basketball hoop creaking in the wind. The blue flicker of televisions behind curtains. And at exactly eight-fifteen, without fail, the porch light across the street clicking on.
Louise Tanner's porch light.
Seventy-one years old, lives alone since her husband passed, doesn't say two words to anybody except a polite nod when she waters her mums. I don't know her well. We're not friends. But I've watched that light come on every single night for six years, the way you notice a clock ticking in a quiet room — you don't think about it until it stops.
Tonight it didn't come on.
I told myself it was nothing. Bulb burned out. She's visiting her sister in Ohio. A hundred boring explanations, and every one of them sat wrong in my stomach like bad coffee.
I sat on my porch until eleven, watching that black rectangle of a house, waiting for a light that never came.
At eleven-fifteen, a car I didn't recognize pulled into her driveway, cut its headlights halfway up the block, and coasted the rest of the way in the dark.